yin: i find myself at the home depot, not even having realized i was lost. mo is buying spray paint to support her habit, so i’m wandering aimlessly. until i see it.

it’s parked in front of the store. not being A Guy, i have no idea what it does. but i desperately want to rent it (only $107 for 24 hours!) on International Talk Like A Pirate Day. I can hook it to the back of my car and drive around. people will look at it and ask me what it is.

i will reply simply, “AUGER!!!!”

i can’t wait.

yang: i look up the date for Talk Like A Pirate Day. it was exactly one week ago. oh, well. maybe i can hitch some pancakes to the back of the car.