’Cause we all know how life works, right?
- You’re born.
- You make up a bunch of goals and plans.
- You don’t do any of ’em.
- A bunch of stuff you didn’t think of comes along and makes you into something you didn’t wanna be.
- You whine about being ‘dysfunctional.’
- You eat a lot of Mexican food.
- You die.
— the prophet joe bob briggs