’Cause we all know how life works, right?

• You’re born.
• You make up a bunch of goals and plans.
• You don’t do any of ’em.
• A bunch of stuff you didn’t think of comes along and makes you into something you didn’t wanna be.
• You whine about being ‘dysfunctional.’
• You eat a lot of Mexican food.
• You die.

— the prophet joe bob briggs