Monthly Archives: April 2017

things i wish i had said, part 68

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That’s … Continue reading

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never joke with a surgeon

me: I think I see the outline of a surgical sponge there.  Surgeon: I don’t see a surgical sponge.  me: Oh.  Doctor’s offices should have laugh tracks. 

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It wasn’t a flute, dammit

It’s only the giving that makes you what you are — the prophet Ian Anderson  “I miss records,” Mo said. Sometimes I supsect Mo has a surveillance device in my brain. I have been thinking a lot lately about returning … Continue reading

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life with a cat

one minute, you’re kinda down. the world isn’t fair. life sucks.  and then, the cat jumps in your lap, curls up contentedly and goes to sleep.  and just like that, everything changes.  you’re kinda down. the world isn’t fair. life … Continue reading

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life is funny, part 373

It wasn’t supposed to end this way. I’m trying to think back to when I first met him. I suppose we were both very young. He was a couple of years older, but I was way more clever, so it … Continue reading

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