morning observations, part 1

■ As it turns out, you do NOT have to add water to the oatmeal before cooking. It’s merely a suggestion.

■ I am always vaguely disappointed when I wake up with a hangover and there’s not a baby and a tiger in the apartment. I must not be doing it right.

■ When the cat and I are alone, she gives me that look like “don’t you realize I’m not listening to you?” I pretend not to notice it’s the same look Mo gives me.

■ If you type “Beatles” into spotify with an n instead of a b, you end end listening to Jennifer Nettles by mistake and hoping for nuclear holocaust so wi-fi will be compromised and this song will end. No offense, Jennifer Nettles.

■ When Mo says as she’s leaving, “The coffee’s a little strong today,” you should put on your bike helmet before sampling.

That’s all.

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