now if i could jog my memory

One of the best things about being a journalist is that you can bring change, end atrocities, right wrongs in the world.

#Metoo? Worthy, but so depressing. Nuclear war? See previous response. Criticize Pearls Before Swine? Not clever enough to come up with the appropriate scathing pun.

No, today I faced the most grievous error possible in the world, and made it right.

Out for a jaunt when it’s below 60 degrees? Both feet off the ground? You, my good man, are no jogger. You are a runner. All is right in the universe. My work here is done.

Off to save the starving polar bears. Or maybe Larry the Croc …

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One Response to now if i could jog my memory

  1. wanderwolf says:

    Priorities 😉
    But it’s the small differences we can make that we should focus on…there’s always going to be more than we can do.

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