Monthly Archives: March 2018

theological loophole

Little known fact: If you get a hospital bill for $7,000 for what you thought was a minor medical event, you can scream “SWEET JESUS ON A POGO STICK” and still be allowed into Heaven or Terlingua, whichever comes first. … Continue reading

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go, went, gone

To investigate how one makes the transformation from a full, readily comprehensible existence to the life of a refugee, which is open to all directions — drafty, as it were — he has to know what was at the beginning, … Continue reading

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girly

beat me till I’m black and blue And I’m very nearly dead And I’ll get back up And we’ll do it all over again — the prophet roger clyne You go to the race. Small, no frills, maybe a hundred … Continue reading

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the meaning of life

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always … Continue reading

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the truth

Mo was pondering the differences between christianity and buddhism today and how one finds the right path. The correct answer, of course, is the daily run. A chance to sort out the day’s thoughts, flush out the toxins, suffer, revitalize … Continue reading

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Tehachapi to Tonapah

if you give me weed, whites, and wine Then you show me a sign I’ll be willin’ to be movin’ — the prophet lowell george Sometimes maybe it’s best not to know. Now that the 100 meter guy and I … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 75

“All you really need in life is an old D-35 and some trusty Piranhas.” — the prophet Lao Tzu

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