theological loophole

Little known fact: If you get a hospital bill for $7,000 for what you thought was a minor medical event, you can scream “SWEET JESUS ON A POGO STICK” and still be allowed into Heaven or Terlingua, whichever comes first. Assuming Blue Cross is willing to cover you for going to either one. Thanks for chipping in those eight dollars, guys!

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1 Response to theological loophole

  1. Dorothea says:

    This is terrible. And exactly why I’m staying in Berlin for now. Health insurance here is freaking amazing.

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