heart surgeons have no sense of humor

heart surgeon meets with us right after operation.

surgeon: blah blah blah blah blah.

Laura asks series of questions

surgeon: blah blah blah blah blah.

turns to me. Any questions?

me: Will he be able to play the piano after this operation?

surgeon: I don’t see why not.

me: He doesn’t know how to play piano.

surgeon: death stare.

I’m never having heart surgery at this hospital. Just in case.

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2 Responses to heart surgeons have no sense of humor

  1. Ananas says:

    He’ll probably be able to toss off My Favorite Song.

  2. Dorothea says:

    Hopefully you don’t ever have to have a heart surgery, anyway! But glad it went well for your brother (?)!

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