■ No spikes longer than 1/4 inch are allowed.
■ No gum or sunflower seeds are allowed.
■ No tobacco products are allowed.
■ No food or drinks are allowed.
■ No unaccompanied penguins are allowed.
■ No wheeled vehicles are allowed.
■ No scooters are allowed.
■ No running in the first four lanes is allowed.
■ AND DESPITE ALL THIS, THEY ALLOW YOU TO RUN ALL THE 400 METER INTERVALS UNCLE HAL CAN FORCE UPON YOU!!!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY’RE BANNING STUFF, WHY CAN’T THEY BAN STUFF THAT TRIES TO KILL YOU???
■ Also, the course is very confusing and it’s easy to get lost.
And that is why I hate the Coronado track’s rules.
Now if you will excuse me, I must step out to smoke a sunflower-seed ceegar with my penguin.