Mo is looking at Instagram. She frowns.

“People shouldn’t write long captions below their photos on Instagram. It should just be photos,” she declares.

“Ummm, I write long captions below my photos on Instagram,” I point out.

“Nobody but YOU should write long captions below their photos on Instagram. It should just be photos,” she says.

“Agreed,” I reply.

A good marriage is all about compromise.

And coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. But don’t write long captions below it.

OK, but it’s a short caption.