me: Ouch! Did you crash?
mo: No.
me: Then what happened?
mo: I failed to get off my bike in a timely manner.
This is likely the exact same conversation the guys on the Hindenburg had.
epilogue: Although Mo is crippled for life, the bike and her cool watch were unscathed, so no harm done. Other than, well, that crippled for life part. It’s always something.