me: Ouch! Did you crash?

mo: No.

me: Then what happened?

mo: I failed to  get off my bike in a timely manner.

This is likely the exact same conversation the guys on the Hindenburg had.

epilogue: Although Mo is crippled for life, the bike and her cool watch were unscathed, so no harm done. Other than, well, that crippled for life part. It’s always something.