sure sign of a clean election

And that was the day Rudolph held a news conference at the Four Seasons in Scottsdale to announce his nose had turned blue.

(sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very right-wing nose
and if the lefties saw it
they would likely come to blows.

all the surrounding blue states
didn’t want to let him in
living in Arizona
had to be a mortal sin

Then one crisp November day
Biden came to say
Rudolph, Georgia’s going blue
don’t you want to do it too?

Now all the blue states love him
as they finally eased their fears
Rudolph the blue-nosed reindeer
Please stay blue for four more years.

(apologies to John Philip Sousa)

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