0h, East is East, and West is West,
and sever the twain shall meet.
— the prophet kipling

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me: Hello! It’s good to hear your voice! How are you?

char: I can’t say the word “sever.”

me: Well, I guess things could be worse.

Now I’m wondering if she realized she said the word “sever” as she was saying she couldn’t say it, and what exactly caused her to attempt saying it in the first place. What are they doing to her? Cut it out, people.

Hospitals are weird.