mr. pants’ guide to superior health care, part 1

If you are ever confronted with the question “Would you care to dig through your poop every day for a couple of weeks to look for a tiny camera,” the proper answer is “why, no, I would not care to do that at all.”

You’re welcome.

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4 Responses to mr. pants’ guide to superior health care, part 1

  1. kynanmatz says:

    Don’t tell me how to live.

    • gary says:

      apologies. i should have noted that this in no way applies to trail runners. all that matters is not tipping over backwards as your muscles lock up. good times.

  2. unironedman says:

    This I assume is a health issue, as opposed to, say, some crazy conspiracy theory like microchips in a vaccine? 😉

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