mr. pants’ guide to a delicious summer treat ©

Summer is here. Well, sort of. We live in Arizona,
where summer never actually leaves. That can mean only one thing:
Mr. Pants’ Guide to a Delicious Summer Treat @
in six easy steps.

1. Peel one (1) banana.
(Mr. Pants’ Banana Peeler © sold separately.)


2. Cut banana into slices (Mister Pants not allowed
to sell sharp things on the internet. You’re on your own.)


3. Put in plastic bowl and place in freezer. Wait.
No, it never turns into orange sherbet.
Life is a constant series of crushing disappointments.


4. Eventually take delicious treat from freezer.
Find that it has frozen into an inedible, repulsive block of ice.


5. Break into the stash of Oreos Mo gave you to hide
so that she wouldn’t eat them all at once.


6. Eat all thirty (30) Oreos. Purely as a favor to Mo,
who lacks Mister Pants’ otherworldly willpower.
Rationalize that they’re sort of  shaped like banana slices,
so they are likely healthy.

Repeat as necessary.


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8 Responses to mr. pants’ guide to a delicious summer treat ©

  1. Jen Knapp says:

    Oh, but to put the frozen bananas AND the Oreos into a food processor and go crazy … that would be YUM.

  2. mosheppo says:

    breaking into the oreos now.

  3. tosuperstar says:

    Does Mr. pants recommend eating the middle out of the Oreo first?

    • gary says:

      NO eating middle first, NO double stuff, NO thin ones, NO vanilla njust eat the damn cookie!!!

      sorry. mister pants is not much of a morning person.

  4. unironedman says:

    Deeply reminiscent of my Dad’s recipe for pollock, a most tasteless and rarely eaten fish from the sea.

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