Monthly Archives: November 2021

elvis presley is a bad influence. a photo essay.

Before Elvis: After Elvis: Remember kids, if guns are outlawed,only outlaws will have Elvis. Don’t be cruel.

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in search of molly seidel

Longtime readers know that Molly Seidel and I have much in common. ■ We have both lost at the New York City Marathon. Yes, I lost by approximately 20,000 more places than she did. But second place is still the … Continue reading

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the quotable mo sheppo, parts 30 and 31

“I don’t know if this is a work of art or a dead tree.” — “These are real tamales. I’m eating stuff and I have no idea what it is.”

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