me: Did you buy something from Amazon?
mo: Yes! I bought myself a lifetime supply of Ticonderoga No. 2 pencils for Christmas!
me: It looks like you used my credit card.
mo: then YOU bought me a lifetime supply of pencils for Christmas! Thanks!
It’s a relief to know my Christmas shopping is finally done early one year.
But I hope her illustration goes through a major revision.
i like margarine 
A lifetime supply of Blackwing 602 would break my bank, for sure. Pencils rock!
dammit. I’ve seen her gazing longingly at those things online AND NOW SHE HAS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!! You are a Bad Influence.