Mo to Cat: “How’s it going, Fluffbucket?”
Me to Mo: “Did you just call the cat Fluffbucket?”
Mo to me: “No. I said Fluffbudget. Fluffbucket isn’t a cat name.”
Cat to nobody in particular: “How did I get stuck with these Fluffbuckets?”

Mo to Cat: “How’s it going, Fluffbucket?”
Me to Mo: “Did you just call the cat Fluffbucket?”
Mo to me: “No. I said Fluffbudget. Fluffbucket isn’t a cat name.”
Cat to nobody in particular: “How did I get stuck with these Fluffbuckets?”
“Fluffnugget” is purrfect.