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let it grow until peace comes

“If you don’t take money, they can’t tell you what to do, kid.” — the prophet bill cunningham I wake up in my bed next to a teenage couple. This is odd, because I never woke up in bed next … Continue reading

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living with an artist yin/yang

Yin: Mo sees my news budget is full of death and tragedy. Draws squirrel on it to cheer me up. Yang: I hate squirrels. Always something …

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yeah. what he said.

Wildness is not a luxury, but a necessity of the human spirit. — the prophet edward abbey If you want to get away from the world sometime, go stick your feet in a tiny lake. Look up at the towering … Continue reading

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hat’s that

“We were never friends. Not for a second. I loved you.” — the prophet piper kerman Love is a funny thing. You see a photo. You know nothing about the subject of the shot, but you instantly picture yourself together … Continue reading

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just another morning conversation, part 76

mo: hold still. i need to take a photo of your chest. me: my eyes are up here. mo: it’s for michelle. she’ll laugh. me: glare. mo: snaps photo anyhow. women have no idea what it’s like to be objectified … Continue reading

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i have no idea where my beanie is

By the time we found the muskrat it was smelling pretty strong we were running in a thong that caused abrasion. — the prophet joni mitchell There has been much hoopla in the Mainstream Media recently about some concert that … Continue reading

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Review: New Balance Beacon vs. Hoka Carbon X

I have been rotating these shoes, pausing only to allow them to be serenaded by a plaster frog. So which one is better? New Balance Beacon: An incredible shoe. It’s light, breathable, extremely comfortable. There’s plenty of room in the … Continue reading

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