Author Archives: gary

About gary

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houdini’s box

the box sits on the bridgethe crowd’s still waiting— jill sobule— She hadn’t come out at all today. Bk has become increasingly reclusive in the past few weeks, making only a brief cameo for a wave to the adoring crowd … Continue reading

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DID I MENTION THEY WERE DOGS???

And in walks this sullen girl, who looks like she’s 19 or wants to beWith her biker boots and her hair dyed black, I did that look so many years agoShe looks at me like I’m some square or I’m … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 97

I don’t want to look / at the last email / you wrote / because / I still hope / somehow / you will / someday / float / another one / into my bucket / once / you said … Continue reading

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best served with ice cube

mo: Would you like some wine? me: What kind do we have? mo: The good stuff. Snoop Dogg. now i’m wondering what the bad stuff is …

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christmas loophole

If your Christmas tree has a space monkey on it, you can leave it up indefinitely. Or at least until the space monkey runs out of banana Tang.

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