Category Archives: margarine

let it grow until peace comes

“If you don’t take money, they can’t tell you what to do, kid.” — the prophet bill cunningham I wake up in my bed next to a teenage couple. This is odd, because I never woke up in bed next … Continue reading

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living with an artist yin/yang

Yin: Mo sees my news budget is full of death and tragedy. Draws squirrel on it to cheer me up. Yang: I hate squirrels. Always something …

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yeah. what he said.

Wildness is not a luxury, but a necessity of the human spirit. — the prophet edward abbey If you want to get away from the world sometime, go stick your feet in a tiny lake. Look up at the towering … Continue reading

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just another morning conversation, part 76

mo: hold still. i need to take a photo of your chest. me: my eyes are up here. mo: it’s for michelle. she’ll laugh. me: glare. mo: snaps photo anyhow. women have no idea what it’s like to be objectified … Continue reading

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i have no idea where my beanie is

By the time we found the muskrat it was smelling pretty strong we were running in a thong that caused abrasion. — the prophet joni mitchell There has been much hoopla in the Mainstream Media recently about some concert that … Continue reading

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In my defense, they’re HEATH Klondike bars

I spend a lot of time wondering how I got so lucky as to marry this person. And why the heck she still puts up with me after 17 years. What is it that makes two people perfect for each … Continue reading

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marriage yin/yang

Yin: Mo completely wrecks her back. She’s unable to walk, move or think. She lies on the floor, totally immobile, in unspeakable pain. She can’t get up, and moves from room to room only in a slow crawl. Her life … Continue reading

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