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cowboys

ad for room in movie: Rooms $6 a week. No cowboys. me: Why don’t they want cowboys? mo: Cowboys are smelly. me: Why are they smelly? mo: You’ll have to wait for my next children’s book: “Why are Cowboys Smelly?” … Continue reading

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Now he’s gone too far

On his Twitter account, Lance posted this yesterday: Back in Austin and just layin’ around… Yikes! This is an outrage that goes soooo far over the line that you have to lose whatever respect you once had for the guy. … Continue reading

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The day Mo’s Texas citizenship was revoked

We are visiting the Alamo. Mo asks, “So why is the Alamo such a big deal? Didn’t you lose?” We go inside. In the first room to the left is a cannon. Mo, sizing it up, says, “you have a … Continue reading

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Two totally unrelated conversations

mo: Washington legalized marijuana last night. me: huh. mo: We need to go home to Seattle for Christmas. me: huh. I’m not much of a conversationalist the morning after elections…

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Just another morning conversation, Part 31

mo: I haven’t had coffee in two days and my stomach stopped hurting. me: That’s great! mo: I’m going to fix myself a latte. me: That’s great! Being a hubby is easy. (Yes, this is pretty much the same conversation … Continue reading

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