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i hope she was wearing her helmet

i’m drinking my first cup of coffee on a too-early morning. but not just any coffee — it’s zamboni coffee. when mo and i first became a couple, we set out to find the World’s Best Coffeemaker, that being the … Continue reading

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lost in translation

It’s 4 in the morning. Or maybe 5. I’m not sure what time zone I’m in. Did we spring forward? I think my spring may be broken. I’ve been driving for six or seven hours, which in dog years doesn’t … Continue reading

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why i can’t be trusted with coffee. a photo essay. 

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things i wish i had said, part 52

Pictures never do her justice, you know? She always says she wishes there was a way to do people’s lives a little more justice. — bryn k. chancellor

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mo sheppo’s guide to the perfect cup of coffee in six easy steps

1. Grind beans. 2. Put beans in espresso machine. 3. Insert carafe. * 4. Wait for the delightful aroma to waft across room. Yes, coffee aroma wafts. 5. Pour into mug and add fake sugar. 6. Enjoy! * Apparently step … Continue reading

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why i rarely go to starbucks

nice barista: What can I get you? me (reading from piece of paper): I’d like a double tall latte with an extra shot. nice barista: So you’d like a triple latte? me: I don’t know. This says double tall latte … Continue reading

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well, latte dah

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO: Mo watched as her Starbucks barista made her latte and poured it out because it wasn’t quite right, then made her latte again and poured it out because it wasn’t quite right, then made her … Continue reading

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