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things i wish i had said, part 77

“I have climbed perhaps the highest mountain in the world, but even that cannot hold a candle to being Barbara’s husband.” — George H.W. Bush in 1994 Safe journeys, Mrs. Bush. A life well-played. “Rhymes with rich” will always be … Continue reading

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dear moosejaw, part 2

Dear Moosemen: I don’t know about you, but I didn’t sleep well last night. I never write companies to complain. I’m shy and tend to accept mistakes as the inevitable result of living in a world in which people aren’t … Continue reading

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theological loophole

Little known fact: If you get a hospital bill for $7,000 for what you thought was a minor medical event, you can scream “SWEET JESUS ON A POGO STICK” and still be allowed into Heaven or Terlingua, whichever comes first. … Continue reading

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i see lights in a fat city

Here we go again another round of blues — the prophet colvin I know only three absolute truths: It’s always darkest before the dawn. OK, I don’t know this to be true at all. I work nights, and it’s always … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 68

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That’s … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 67

’Cause we all know how life works, right? You’re born. You make up a bunch of goals and plans. You don’t do any of ’em. A bunch of stuff you didn’t think of comes along and makes you into something … Continue reading

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the quotable mo sheppo, part 19

“My family is from Finland, 1904, through the great matriarch Statue of Liberty. God bless New York.” And God bless everyone who takes a stand for what they believe in.

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