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things i wish i had said, part 79

“I’m dejected, but only momentarily, when I can’t get the fifth vote for something I think is very important. But then you go on to the next challenge and you give it your all. You know that these important issues … Continue reading

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the best dog is a rescue dog

“I made up my mind eons ago that I would … also die at sixty-two. The I hit my mid-fifties and started thinking that perhaps I’m being a bit harsh. Now that I’ve scored a couple of decent guest rooms, … Continue reading

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life

Life is like a piñata. Sometimes you get the crap beaten out of you with a stick. But then you get candy. Here’s to life. Sticks and all.

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American dream

It’s Monday afternoon and we’re out to look at art. We have great museums and one of the world’s best Fancy Pants Art Districts, but we always end up here instead. The neighborhood is a bit iffy, but the art … Continue reading

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sing it, oscar

I’ve always been fascinated with the concept of wishful recycling, throwing items in the recycling bin that you think MIGHT be recyclable, but are too lazy to confirm. So many numbers numbers on plastic containers. Pizza boxes aren’t recyclable, but … Continue reading

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or maybe it was just Pochero

No one likes us I don’t know why We may not be perfect But heaven knows we try — the prophet Newman The facts as we know them: ▷ I was involved in a plot to mail a Day-Glo Orange Lightweight … Continue reading

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theological loophole

Little known fact: If you get a hospital bill for $7,000 for what you thought was a minor medical event, you can scream “SWEET JESUS ON A POGO STICK” and still be allowed into Heaven or Terlingua, whichever comes first. … Continue reading

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