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TGAEo2019 Day 2

There was a senator — I think it was after my pancreatic cancer — who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. “That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now himself dead, … Continue reading

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living with an artist yin/yang

Yin: Mo sees my news budget is full of death and tragedy. Draws squirrel on it to cheer me up. Yang: I hate squirrels. Always something …

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hat’s that

“We were never friends. Not for a second. I loved you.” — the prophet piper kerman Love is a funny thing. You see a photo. You know nothing about the subject of the shot, but you instantly picture yourself together … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 79

“I’m dejected, but only momentarily, when I can’t get the fifth vote for something I think is very important. But then you go on to the next challenge and you give it your all. You know that these important issues … Continue reading

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the best dog is a rescue dog

“I made up my mind eons ago that I would … also die at sixty-two. The I hit my mid-fifties and started thinking that perhaps I’m being a bit harsh. Now that I’ve scored a couple of decent guest rooms, … Continue reading

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life

Life is like a piñata. Sometimes you get the crap beaten out of you with a stick. But then you get candy. Here’s to life. Sticks and all.

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American dream

It’s Monday afternoon and we’re out to look at art. We have great museums and one of the world’s best Fancy Pants Art Districts, but we always end up here instead. The neighborhood is a bit iffy, but the art … Continue reading

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