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here comes the helicopter

If I had a rocket launcher … I would retaliate. — the prophet bruce cockburn — So odd. It’s a beautiful night here with a full moon you could gaze at till dawn. And yet the folks next door are … Continue reading

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Mister Pants’ end of the world Q&A

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid — the prophet Stipe — The coronavirus is killing off the world.  he election is still forever away. You have a case … Continue reading

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songs for beginners

We can change the world Re-arrange the world It’s dying, to get better. — the prophet graham nash — “Look out!!!” She has just swerved in front of me on her way to the skate park. I’m out for a … Continue reading

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mister pants, part 21

Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff. — Harvey Pekar — In the end, we’re all ventriloquist dummies, Mister Pants realized. We repeat what we’re told while hoping our heads don’t fall off. He had read a story about why this … Continue reading

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mister pants, part 19

The message came down from on high. Everyone should wear a mask in public to prevent the spread of the vermin, the CDC said. Salazar dutifully presented the advice of the nation’s health protection agency, then noted that it was … Continue reading

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