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the keys to a good marriage, part 6

When in doubt, just go with her spelling.  

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never joke with a surgeon

me: I think I see the outline of a surgical sponge there.  Surgeon: I don’t see a surgical sponge.  me: Oh.  Doctor’s offices should have laugh tracks. 

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life is funny, part 373

It wasn’t supposed to end this way. I’m trying to think back to when I first met him. I suppose we were both very young. He was a couple of years older, but I was way more clever, so it … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 67

’Cause we all know how life works, right? You’re born. You make up a bunch of goals and plans. You don’t do any of ’em. A bunch of stuff you didn’t think of comes along and makes you into something … Continue reading

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the Great Rulolph Run of 2017

Does the McMillan calculator account for running in a Rudolph suit? I entered a virtual race put on by Dave, the guy who owns Runner’s World. That’s a lot of pressure. And then there’s the problem that I can’t really run … Continue reading

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just another pineapple outing

The person who said “You can lead a pineapple to water but you can’t make him stink” was totally wrong. My pineapple is starting to smell funny. Mo demanded that I walk downwind, and given the normal stench coming from … Continue reading

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the woman in the blue sleeping bag

Bright before me the signs implore me To help the needy and show them the way Human kindness is overflowing And I think it’s going to rain today — the prophet randy newman Some snapshots stay with you. I’m walking … Continue reading

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