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life is funny, part 368

Longtime readers will recall I shredded my spare tire in the misguided belief that it’s OK to drive on it while flat. Who knew? Today I picked up the shiny new spare tire, which cost 85 bucks. That seemed like … Continue reading

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talk like a pirate yin/yang

yin: i find myself at the home depot, not even having realized i was lost. mo is buying spray paint to support her habit, so i’m wandering aimlessly. until i see it. it’s parked in front of the store. not … Continue reading

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cat yin/yang

yin: the cat jumps up on the bed and snuggles next to you on the comforter. yang: four hours after you get out of bed, the cat is still in the same spot. the thing to remember is that Cats … Continue reading

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mo sheppo, art critic

before    after     i wonder if basquiat got this a lot when he was in fourth grade. 

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fan mail

“I hope you are easier to understand when met in person. I’m usually at a loss after reading your posts although they are always written in a funny way. So I laugh and don’t think about it too much.” Ha. … Continue reading

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Mr. Pants’ Guide to Pecan Pie and Whether Bernadette Peters Was Actually Playing The Trumpet During That Song

It’s almost 12/13/14, the day on which the Mayans predicted Ryan Hall would make his triumphant comeback (oh, even the Mayans missed now and then). That can mean only one thing: Mr. Pants’ Guide to Pecan Pie and Whether Bernadette … Continue reading

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the adventures of crosseyed mary

Wond’ring aloud — will the years treat us well. As she floats in the kitchen, I’m tasting the smell of toast as the butter runs. Then she comes, spilling crumbs on the bed and I shake my head. And it’s … Continue reading

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