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the keys to a good marriage, part 6

When in doubt, just go with her spelling.   Advertisements

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24 frames too many

jason isbell: “This is how you make yourself vanish into nothing.”   mo: “oh, you poor thing. whatever.” switches to joni mitchell. who is never whiny at all.   on the bright side, jason isbell turned out to be prophetic.

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the Great Rulolph Run of 2017

Does the McMillan calculator account for running in a Rudolph suit? I entered a virtual race put on by Dave, the guy who owns Runner’s World. That’s a lot of pressure. And then there’s the problem that I can’t really run … Continue reading

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living with an artist, part 14

It’s late. I’m hungry. I want a Little Something. And there’s a cupcake in the fridge. Except it’s not a cupcake. It’s a still life subject.  Mo paints cupcakes. I suspect it’s because when you paint fruit, all you have … Continue reading

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the thanksgiving guest who never left

Mo made Thanksgiving dinner last year. I think it was in November, although I never wrote the date down. We have a short agenda when it comes to Thanksgiving. Turkey, dressing/and or potatoes, cranberry sauce that we usually forget, corn, … Continue reading

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just another pineapple outing

The person who said “You can lead a pineapple to water but you can’t make him stink” was totally wrong. My pineapple is starting to smell funny. Mo demanded that I walk downwind, and given the normal stench coming from … Continue reading

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living with an artist, part 14

conversation with an arteest: me: why did you draw a sheep to illustrate pot roast? mo: it was 11:30. me: oh. google should offer a translation service. (p.s. there wasn’t actually any pot in it. deceptive advertising.)

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