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the keys to a good marriage, part 10

Do you think we’ll ever go back to Texas? Mo asks. Yes, of course, I reply. Sometimes the key to a good marriage is lying.

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just another morning conversation, part 79

me: Ouch! Did you crash? mo: No. me: Then what happened? mo: I failed to  get off my bike in a timely manner. This is likely the exact same conversation the guys on the Hindenburg had. epilogue: Although Mo is … Continue reading

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mister pants, part 24

“Turning Plato and Hegel on their heads I sometimes choose to think, no doubt perversely, that man is a dream, thought an illusion, and only rock is real. Rock and sun.” — Edward Abbey — You get so caught up … Continue reading

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the keys to a good marriage, part 9

Mo is looking at Instagram. She frowns. “People shouldn’t write long captions below their photos on Instagram. It should just be photos,” she declares. “Ummm, I write long captions below my photos on Instagram,” I point out. “Nobody but YOU … Continue reading

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just another morning conversation, part 78

Me: They want me to pay $200 for that race. Mo: I will put on a race for you for $150. Me: T-shirt? Mo: Included in entry fee. Me: I’m in. I think people get married partly because it’s more … Continue reading

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