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just another morning conversation, part 81

Posted on December 24, 2020 by gary

mo: who’s this? me: graham nash. first album. i once married someone just because she had this album and i would be able to listen to it whenever i wanted. mo: you can’t marry someone for an album. me: this … Continue reading →

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just another morning conversation, part 74

Posted on March 19, 2019 by gary

mo: i was just watching a movie about piranhas eating pizza. me: why would piranhas eat pizza? mo: not pizza. people. me: oh. my movie would’ve been more fun. now i want pizza.

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the quotable mo sheppo, part 20

Posted on April 13, 2018 by gary

“You can’t have huevos rancheros without eggs. This is caca blanco.” I hope she doesn’t say anything about my los cheerios.

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just another elevator conversation

Posted on December 18, 2015 by gary

nice woman pushing the buttons: “What floor?” me: “basement, please.” Nice woman pushing the buttons: stares at buttons for a full 30 seconds. “I don’t think there IS a basement.” me: “huh. well, first floor i guess. thanks.” nice woman … Continue reading →

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The quotable mo sheppo, part 13

Posted on December 6, 2015 by gary

“i have this song stuck in my head. blah blah blah blah blah blah i gotta go.” i don’t think i’d want that song stuck in my head. but at least it’s easy to remember the lyrics.

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