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mo: i was just watching a movie about piranhas eating pizza. me: why would piranhas eat pizza? mo: not pizza. people. me: oh. my movie would’ve been more fun. now i want pizza.
“You can’t have huevos rancheros without eggs. This is caca blanco.” I hope she doesn’t say anything about my los cheerios.
nice woman pushing the buttons: “What floor?” me: “basement, please.” Nice woman pushing the buttons: stares at buttons for a full 30 seconds. “I don’t think there IS a basement.” me: “huh. well, first floor i guess. thanks.” nice woman … Continue reading
“i have this song stuck in my head. blah blah blah blah blah blah i gotta go.” i don’t think i’d want that song stuck in my head. but at least it’s easy to remember the lyrics.