Tag Archives: running

way back when

Well, I guess that this is now the end Who’d have thought, my old friend — the prophet aimee mann “It’s locked.” As we’re heading toward the track, three guys are coming out. They’re all shirtless with the bodies of … Continue reading

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a drink a day keeps the shrink away

“Anarchism is democracy taken seriously.”  — the prophet Edward Abbey He has the shot put out now. I’m reminded of the old saying, “Always keep your eye on an elderly guy throwing a cannonball.” This is why I love the … Continue reading

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my running club

I want to go back to the way it used to be — the prophet bob schneider I used to run by myself. I’m sort of an introvert, in the same way that flat earthers are kind of silly and … Continue reading

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boston 2018

It’s cold. So, so cold. The wait is so, so long. Boston starts days in advance. The nervous excitement, the endless forecast checks. Deciding what to wear on race day. By the time the race finally comes around, you’re exhausted … Continue reading

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mo sheppo’s guide to the locked track

If the big gate to the track is locked but you find an unlocked gate to the tennis courts that leads to another unlocked gate to the tennis courts that eventually leads to the track, that means the track isn’t … Continue reading

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dear moosejaw, part 2

Dear Moosemen: I don’t know about you, but I didn’t sleep well last night. I never write companies to complain. I’m shy and tend to accept mistakes as the inevitable result of living in a world in which people aren’t … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 76

“More people have climbed Mt. Everest than piñatas have pretty much done anything.” — J. Ralston, adventurer extraordinaire They don’t know what they’re missing.

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