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the ballerina

You worry about her. Because you’re a worrier. That’s what you do. She’s come so far since you’ve known her. From a tentative runner who was terrified of a half marathon, to a fearless ultra beast who can stare down a … Continue reading

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Isn’t Johnny Football square and yellow?

If anyone asks, OF COURSE I was watching college football while running on the treadmill today. Um, I mean I was inhaling the breathless coverage of President Obama’s Syria decision. Actually, I was watching the pre-game analysis of the Texas … Continue reading

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Just another sign I’m a Dedicated Runner

The wind was blowing today at 300 mph. This is NOT an exaggeration. Gusts up to 450. A spectacular, howling gale of a wind that rattled the apartment. Wind advisories scrolling across the screen constantly. Unpleasant women whipping by on bicycles with … Continue reading

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Things I wish I had said, Part 6

“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.” — Martin Luther King Jr.

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Work conversation, Part 19

me: My email won’t let me sign in. IT guy: What’s your password? me: •••••• IT guy: I just tried it and it works for me. If you reboot you should be ok. me: Thanks. But now I have to kill … Continue reading

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The gospel according to SpongeBob

“SpongeBob, why are you wearing a tutu?” “It’s not a tutu, Patrick, it’s a mantu. With extra support.”

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