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seriously. NO recollection of what her record was.

whew. after a week of avoiding the internet and the inevitable spoilers that lurk there, i finally watched the big movie last night. and all i can say is WOW! you go into an event like that with high expectations, worried … Continue reading

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(the youngest one in curls)

I suppose no relationship is perfect. Even the perfect couple hits the occasional pothole in the road to happily ever after. Today, we fell into a crater. Mo is terribly sick. By terribly, I mean grouchy and unwilling to fetch … Continue reading

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Day people

Day people will never know the simple joy of listening to Death Cab at 3 a.m. while watching Mary Tyler Moore with a glass of cheap Cabernet Sauvignon and desperately looking for the “pause” button on their brain. Lou: You … Continue reading

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RIP, Mr. Banana

mo: It’s not fair that you can take a snippet of an interview and make it out to be an atrocity. me: Like the bunny beheading, for example. You must spare the bunny. mo: I can’t. I just can’t. me: What if you’re … Continue reading

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Things I wish I had said, Part 7

Remember Jami and Anna, celebrity judges for the Moostachio Basheoo? Anna Just turned 5 (maybe?). She and Jami were watching the Academy Awards (you know how those 5-year-olds love their black-and-white French silent movies). But let Jami tell the story … Continue reading

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Life without Kathie Lee

Our cable provider is in a fight to the death with our NBC affiliate. The result: We no longer get NBC. This has affected my life in profound ways. We don’t pay for cable here, so there’s no point in … Continue reading

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Mo’s critique of our TV weather guy

“He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. But I don’t mean that in a bad way.”

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