i am not making this up.

i had the dream again last night.  i’m running really fast. it’s an hours-long run, ending in a little farm town.

as i hunch over recovering from the fatigue,  i realize i’m at a town hall-style debate between dick cheney and al gore.

people are peppering the two with farm-related questions. gore rambles pointlessly. cheney replies “i think that farming is vital to the planet. my opponent is on the record as being opposed to global farming.”

this was an actual dream. i am not proud of it. but there it is.