Monthly Archives: January 2013

Things I wish I had said, Part 22

Posted on January 31, 2013 by gary

“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

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childhood living is easy to do

Posted on January 30, 2013 by gary

I’m sitting in the living room pretending I’m going to wake up at some point. Liza Minelli is creeping me out on the TV. Mo is in the next room drawing a pig to illustrate a story about a cow. … Continue reading →

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Things you don’t want to hear while Mo cuts your hair

Posted on January 29, 2013 by gary

“Huh. Well, I guess this isn’t any worse than the time you accidentally shaved your head.”

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Thanks. This should not be a problem.

Posted on January 28, 2013 by gary

“These chips are sensitive to angle and proximity with the timing mat, such that if you do do a somersault over the timing mat, it may miss you. … Some of you don’t like to stop when you are done, … Continue reading →

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Hey. Why are they calling me “Brisket?”

Posted on January 27, 2013 by gary

Things I realized last night reading the county livestock show story: 1. If the people are bidding on you refer to you as a “roaster” or a “broiler,” you likely should start organizing a jailbreak. 2. I’m craving fried chicken. … Continue reading →

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