Monthly Archives: August 2009

sick of not running

Posted on August 31, 2009 by gary

i really, really hate being sick. mostly. because i can’t run. makes me crazy. i’ve had a raging cold for a week, and dutifully have left the running shoes sitting in the dark in the spare room, wondering what’s up. … Continue reading →

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sunday morning news shows and dicks

Posted on August 30, 2009 by gary

actual conversation while watching sunday morning news shows: mo sheppo: “wanna watch the dick cheney interview?” me: “ok.” mo sheppo seconds later: “I CAN’T DO IT! I CAN’T DO IT! I’D RATHER WATCH THE INFOMERCIAL FOR CURING BACK PAIN! YOU … Continue reading →

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why i rarely volunteer

Posted on August 26, 2009 by gary

“hello,” says the nice lady. “hello,” i reply, not realizing that my life is only moments from being changed forever. it’s the lady calling from the group that i had volunteered for. my task: driving older people around to appointments … Continue reading →

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kids dating cats with beer

Posted on August 21, 2009 by gary

my friend gabe, creator of gabrieluasi.com/comic, is a student of tags, the little gizmos that direct customers to your site. his top tags: alcohol bar Beer cat cats dating idea kids marketing relationship the various combinations of these tags strike … Continue reading →

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i blame 3 a.m. ©

Posted on August 21, 2009 by gary

sitting in the dark for one too many 3 a.m.s don lapre assures me i can be a millionaire  why do we totally lose our creativity when we get old? i blame 3 a.m. in my wildly creative days, 3 … Continue reading →

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