nice grand canyon lodge reservation guy: One last question. How did you hear about us?
me: You’re the Grand Canyon.
ngclrg: No, the lodges.
me: Beats me. I’ve been going there for 30 years.
ngclrg: Magazine ad? Internet? Friend told you? Other?
me: I have no idea.
ngclrg: No idea? (“no idea” apparently is not on the list.)
ngclrg, me: looooooooooooong silence. A blank must be filled in here.
me: I guess Internet premonition.
ngclrg: (brightens) Internet! Great. Thanks for your call!
me: sigh.
On the bright side you just screwed up their market research by .00000673412%.
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One time one of my enemies told me about a place, that’s not an option either.
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When are you going? I’ll be there 9/26, 9/27
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