Burnt orange was always next to pine green in the crayon box, which I was certain implied something about Crayola’s stance on forest thinning. Unfortunately, I never figured out what that was.
— mild sauce
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stuff
- brothers, part 11
- once upon an elevator
- fresh foam indeed
- saints and saguaros
- just another morning conversation, part 75
- We could have had a pygmy goat
- Blade loved a good story
- i just wanted to drive around
- the longest mile (ok, three-tenths)
- the shirt
- foam rubber, usa
- life is funny, part 384
- down in the cellar in the Boho zone
- life with an artist, part 18
- we’re all in the mood for a melody
- taxing times
- i hope she was wearing her helmet
- whatever happened to owsley?
- it’s all downhill from here
- life lessons
- the last time i saw richard
- life is funny, part 383
- just another morning conversation, part 74
- things i wish i had said, part 80
- brothers, part 10
- arrrrgh indeed
- roger
- brothers, part 9
- smith boys breaking stuff
- brothers, part 8
- lost in translation
- i can see those visions dancing
- my expensive church service
- hanzo huraches and me
- the day Rudolph saw snow
- my life as a hipster dog
- weather or not
- radiant shimmering light
- anne who?
- a leap of faith
- allbirds are not created equal
- but no springsteen
- and my backhand sucks
- dreamers
- bastards
- my early valentine
- piñata yada yadda
- ice see what you did there
- i heart sunglasses
- layoffs
- mario and me
- the ultra minimalist steeplechase
- trailing off
- boris the bat boy
- it never gets easier
- the Year of Fleshman
- stuff
- things i wish i had said, part 79
- the best dog is a rescue dog
- life is funny, part 382
- trees
- life
- and then
- eulogy
- walking
- life is funny, part 381
- life with an artist, part 17
- me and loretta
- My streak
- i am a murderer
- don juan is where you find him
- but no sightings of flying monkeys
- shoes, part 2
- or not
- bring back the Magic Carpet
- don’t take fez for an answer
- life is funny, part 380
- papa we’ll go sailing
- the quotable mo sheppo, part 23
- marley
- the keys to a good marriage, part 8
- once upon a beach
- dear nicole
- the keys to a good marriage, part 7
- once upon a celebration
- dear sarah
- sisters, part 2
- sisters, part 1
- sarah
- she hasn’t changed a bit
- my dream. a photo essay.
- Mr. Pants’ Guide to Fancy Cooking ©, part 2
- Mr. Pants’ Guide to Fancy Cooking ©
- conversations
- owl be home for christmas
- brothers, part 7
- it’s likely just a misdemeanor
- farm trucks
- i’m letting the time go by
- the quotable mo sheppo, part 22
- it’s a snap
- the secret to life
- American dream
- football season
- i don’t need a skywriter to make grafitti in your sky
- ok, mostly it’s the railroad red IPA
- it’s pronounced Kiye-bab, dammit
- sing it, oscar
- conversations with char, part 2
- things i wish i had said, part 78
- i don’t even know where Algiers is
- just don’t make my car wear a foo-foo vest
- brothers, part 6
- chalk mark in a rain storm
- come on home
- subdivision
- making pies
- hey! wait! i’ve got a new complaint.
- oj and blue dozer
- things i wish i had said, part 77
- nature calls
- let it, bees
- The Great Flower Ankle Sweatband Experiment of 2018 ©
- mo sheppo’s guide to painting
- or maybe it was just Pochero
- i bet rupp will be wearing these at prague
- haunted
- Lilypads are overrated
- p.s. the train had 91 cars
- way back when
- a drink a day keeps the shrink away
- my running club
- well, you had to know this was coming
- the quotable mo sheppo, part 21
- boston 2018
- how i would write if i were clever
- mo sheppo’s guide to the locked track
- i still like margarine
- the quotable mo sheppo, part 20
- things i wish i had said, part 76
- never turn your back on a champagne cork
- just another morning conversation, part 73
- mr. pants’ spring running quiz ©
- life is funny, part 379
- happy trails
- heart surgeons have no sense of humor
- the day i became an old man
- oh, well
- bluebonnets
- theological loophole
other stuff
- May 2019
- April 2019
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- February 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- November 2018
- September 2018
- August 2018
- July 2018
- June 2018
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- April 2018
- March 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- November 2017
- October 2017
- September 2017
- August 2017
- July 2017
- June 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- February 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- October 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
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- March 2016
- February 2016
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- December 2015
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- December 2014
- November 2014
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- August 2014
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- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
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- January 2011
- December 2010
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- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
I mean, there’s got to be somebody who’s written a dissertation about the socio-political underpinnings of crayon box organization…