mo: you’re in charge of the roast. all you have to do is turn off the oven at 2:00.
me: should it catch fire?
mo: no. and if it does, use baking soda.
me: or chili powder?
mo: baking soda.
me: chili powder would taste better.
mo: baking soda.
i think this is why we eat out a lot.
