nice woman pushing the buttons: “What floor?”
me: “basement, please.”
Nice woman pushing the buttons:
stares
at
buttons
for
a full
30 seconds.
“I don’t think there IS a basement.”
me: “huh. well, first floor i guess. thanks.”
nice woman pushing the buttons: “OK.”
this is probably a lot funnier when you do it at the Alamo.
i like margarine 
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no good. it’s small size. Medium chocolate frosty or nothing.