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the joy of the ancient honda, part 2

I’m a wheel I’m gonna turn on you — the prophet jeff tweedy —   I’m driving home at a little before 2 a.m. This is the time many folks call it a night at the bar (it’s Wednesday night, … Continue reading

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Just another morning conversation, Part 35

mo: OK, there’s Moe and Curly. Who’s the other one? me: Larry. mo: It can’t be Larry. me: Why not? mo: Larry’s a real name. Why would he have a real name and not the others? me: Um, Moe is  … Continue reading

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Just another morning conversation, Part 32

mo: BANG WHACK RATTLE. me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz mo: JACKHAMMER AIRLINES BUZZ CRACKLE me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz mo: WHACK GRRRRR SONOFAPOODLE me: zzzzzz mo: CRACKERSMACKERHOKYWHACKER me: zzz mo: INDUSTRIALHAIRDRYERORMAYBEAGAS-POWEREDLEAFBLOWERWAAHHHHHH me: z mo: ARGYBARGYBLAVHHHH me: good morning. mo: What are you doing up so early? … Continue reading

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In spite of ourselves

It all seemed so simple. Alas. Mo is in Seattle. I am not. Which means I have way too much time on my hands. Damn that devil and his workshop. Which leads me to the evening’s harmless diversion: A video … Continue reading

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Things I wish I had said, Part 16

But it’s your life You can decorate it As you like — Ben Folds

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What Mo and Ozzie Guillen have in common

mo: My friend said she’s a Republican. I told her, “You can’t be a Republican.” me: That must have disappointed her. mo: Yeah. We probably should bomb the house. me: That wouldn’t be the Democratic way. mo: Oh, Cuba Gooding … Continue reading

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Things I wish I had said, Part 10

time sure flies when you’re having fun wasn’t it just yesterday you turned 21 does it still matter what you might have done had you tried – james mcmurtry

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