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the year rudolph stayed home

   because there’s no rule that says you must have a merry christmas. it’s more like a suggestion.  Advertisements

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things i wish i had said, part 54

The truth: This story is true, and everything in it happened to me. But I could tell this story all day long. It’s nothing personal. People think my guts were quivering on the floor. People in the audience tell me … Continue reading

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the keys to a good marriage, part 5

when your wife says, “this photo makes me look like a little boy,” don’t respond with, “yes, but you’re a handsome little boy.” you’re welcome.

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mo and the lucha gatos

art is the reason I get up in the morning but the definition ends there it doesn’t seem fair that i’m living for something i can’t even define. — the prophet ani   

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My day: A photo essay

La la la la la la la la La la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la La la la la La la — Jill Sobule (San Francisco) — … Continue reading

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Things I wish I had said, Part 14

There’s a werewolf out on my front lawn and he’s looking pissed off and he’s wet  from all the rain. I think I’ll go say hi, and offer him a beer … — bob schneider

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Work conversation, Part 21

co-worker: The stories on this page don’t end. me: Some of them do. co-worker: Ah, an optimist. Copy editors are so particular …

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