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“All you really need in life is an old D-35 and some trusty Piranhas.” — the prophet Lao Tzu
because there’s no rule that says you must have a merry christmas. it’s more like a suggestion.
The truth: This story is true, and everything in it happened to me. But I could tell this story all day long. It’s nothing personal. People think my guts were quivering on the floor. People in the audience tell me … Continue reading
when your wife says, “this photo makes me look like a little boy,” don’t respond with, “yes, but you’re a handsome little boy.” you’re welcome.
art is the reason I get up in the morning but the definition ends there it doesn’t seem fair that i’m living for something i can’t even define. — the prophet ani
La la la la la la la la La la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la La la la la La la — Jill Sobule (San Francisco) — … Continue reading
There’s a werewolf out on my front lawn and he’s looking pissed off and he’s wet from all the rain. I think I’ll go say hi, and offer him a beer … — bob schneider