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and don’t get me started on the altimeter

I’m looking at my watch to see if this is my fastest time on the course. And then it occurs to me how dumb that is. I should be looking to see if it’s the most glorious time. But i … Continue reading

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walk across my swimming pool

Prove to me that you’re divine; change my water into wine. — the prophet tim rice — I was approaching my senior in high school, lacking any ambition in particular after giving up on baseball (curve balls) and a fascination … Continue reading

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mister pants, part 24

“Turning Plato and Hegel on their heads I sometimes choose to think, no doubt perversely, that man is a dream, thought an illusion, and only rock is real. Rock and sun.” — Edward Abbey — You get so caught up … Continue reading

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The sun is the same in a relative way

So on and on I go, the seconds tick the time out So much left to know, and I’m on the road to find out — Yusuf Islam — My blog, I Like Margarine, was born 11 years ago today. … Continue reading

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easter yin/yang

Yin: Impending death from the bohemiavirus. Yang: Bunny Big Ears!!!! I’m calling it a wash. Just gotta figure out how to eat a bunny with a mask on …

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